I am a Gross Straight Man

Hey Girl, nice hair.  I notice by your profile settings that you’re single.  That’s rad, cuz me too.  Let’s bone this Friday.  Straight up.  Maybe we can do it in the bathroom of a sports bar.  I know a couple with really spacious handicapped stalls. ;) If I’m not too tired afterwords, I’ll give you a ride home in my Scion; I had the gearshift custom-made to resemble the joystick I play SoCom with.  I got to be back at my house kinda early though, me and some former KA brothers are forcing some nerds to build us a time machine so we can go back and stop suffrage. 

2 Responses to “I am a Gross Straight Man”

  1. Lily Says:

    this is why I put “married” in my myspace profile settings.

    ewww…

    you do an eerily dead-on gross straight man, Ross.

  2. Ross Says:

    My friend Keek keeps hers on married to avoid, as she says, “gross straight men.”

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