I am a Gross Straight Man
Hey Girl, nice hair. I notice by your profile settings that you’re single. That’s rad, cuz me too. Let’s bone this Friday. Straight up. Maybe we can do it in the bathroom of a sports bar. I know a couple with really spacious handicapped stalls.
If I’m not too tired afterwords, I’ll give you a ride home in my Scion; I had the gearshift custom-made to resemble the joystick I play SoCom with. I got to be back at my house kinda early though, me and some former KA brothers are forcing some nerds to build us a time machine so we can go back and stop suffrage.
February 1st, 2006 at 12:41 pm
this is why I put “married” in my myspace profile settings.
ewww…
you do an eerily dead-on gross straight man, Ross.
February 2nd, 2006 at 2:09 pm
My friend Keek keeps hers on married to avoid, as she says, “gross straight men.”