I’m Flat-Out Awesome.
Hey, get this! I flushed my pager down the toilet! As I stood fastening my belt, it toppled out and into the porcelain with a splash. After a moment’s deliberation I figured I should flush it, right? So I did. It did not go down. This sign strengthened my flagging adventurer’s spirit; I quickly reconsidered and decided I would salvage the pager. I turned to go to the kitchen, devising ways of fashioning two disposable forks into a makeshift grabby claw, forgetting that the toilet was sensor operated.
This time the pager did not survive.
Meanwhile, all over town, people were busy following their dreams and challenging themselves to better, more creative human beings.
